Surely it’s no coincidence that most sex toys are the perfect size to stuff into a Christmas stocking? Well, maybe a rabbit is a touch large…

So before you write your Christmas wish list to Santa, we’ve gone to the trouble of making our own list and we don’t mind sharing.

So deck your halls with everything naughty and nice, and maybe a sneaky rabbit’s ear will be poking out of your stocking, here’s ho-ho-hoping!

#1 Bound To Please Silicone Universal Handcuffs

Get restrained with these incredibly durable and comfortable silicone cuffs, in fact, Santa may even want a pair for Mrs Claus!

Made from smooth silicone, they are hypoallergenic, and suitable for vegans and vegetarians. The padlockable, adjustable cuffs are perfect for beginners and experts alike, the soft feeling silicone means that they are comfortable to wear for prolonged periods of time. The included detachable double trigger hook chain connects the D-rings on each cuff, restricting your sub’s movement. You can also use the chain and rings to attach other bondage products if you want to introduce further variety into your BDSM sessions.

Bound To Please Silicone Universal Handcuffs

Features:

– High quality silicone restraints
– Suitable for vegetarians and vegans
– Soft and durable silicone, perfect for longer sessions
– Sturdy chain a D-rings
– Detachable double trigger hook chain
– 5 hole buckle fastening system
– Adjustable circumference – 19-27.5cm
– Chain total length – 15cm
– Cuffs total length – 32cm
– Cuffs total width – 4cm

#2 JoyRings Silicone Adjustable Stamina Ring

Could this be the perfect stocking filler or even better, the perfect office party Secret Santa? Small and affordable, it doesn’t get any better!

The JoyRings Silicone Adjustable Stamina Ring is a fully adjustable love ring that is designed to help boost your sexual stamina. It features a toggle-style adjustment system that allows you to tighten it as you please, as well as loosen it quickly. This slide-to-fit design allows you to wear it just around the penis, or around both your penis and scrotum.

JoyRings Silicone Adjustable Stamina Ring

Why use a cock ring?

• Can help you achieve & maintain an erection
• May help you increase your erection size
• Can increase sensation for you & your partner
• May delay & enhance your orgasms

How do you use a penis ring?

Apply a small amount of lubricant to the penis and slowly move the ring down the length of the penis or over the scrotum. If you experience numbness, coldness, discomfort, discolouration or pain, then remove the cock ring immediately. Store in a cool dry place. To avoid aggravation of pre-existing conditions, this product should not be used on swollen or inflamed areas or skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. To be used as a novelty only.

Dimensions:

The silicone strap has a length of 120 x 5 mm

Made from Silicone

#3 Svakom Ella NEO Interactive App Controlled Vibrating Egg

If you can’t be with the one, or ones, you love this Christmas, you can be remotely!

The Svakom Ella Neo Vibrating Egg will give you a whole world of pleasures and more.

With a host of features, you will want to spend hours exploring everything that the Ella has to offer. This clever, app-enabled toy has 10 vibration settings plus Svakom famous Climax Mode that will drive you crazy. Promises satisfaction whether it is used for internal or external stimulation, the Ella can be controlled from buttons located on both the body of the vibrator and the external control at the end of the sturdy retrieval cord. The textured egg-shape makes this vibrator wearable so if you feel like doing some frisky housework or going out for an especially spicy meal with your partner, the Ella is your gal.

The Ella Neo comes with ground-breaking app connectivity too – with a simple Bluetooth connection you can enable local remote control so you can experiment with various vibration settings via the app yourself or hand over control to a partner.

With the FeelConnect3 app, long-distance connection and control is also possible, so as long as your partner has networking ability, they can take you on a customised joyride from anywhere in the world.

You can also link the Svakom Ella vibrating egg to your favourite interactive erotic videos so you can feel like you are right in the middle of the action.
And if you are a webcam performer you can sync your device and hand over control to your fans to offer them a truly personal experience.

Designed and produced to the highest Svakom quality standards, the Ella Neo is waterproof, USB-rechargeable and made of 100% body-safe silicone. Equipped with a handy storage pouch and weighing only 60 grams, the Ella is an ideal travel vibrator that can easily accompany you wherever your adventures may take you.

Svakom Ella NEO Interactive App Controlled Vibrating Egg N11425

Features:

• App-controlled vibrating egg bullet vibrator
• Ideal for internal and external stimulation
• 10 + 1 vibration modes
• Bluetooth enabled local remote control
• App-enabled long-distance control from anywhere in the world
• Interactive video connectivity
• Webcam interactive
• Made of silicone
• USB-rechargeable
• IPX6 waterproof

#4 Onmi Orgasm Gel 50ml

Nothing says ‘Holidays Are Cuming’ like a touch of orgasm gel!

The Onmi Orgasm Gel 50 ml is a light and smooth gel that is designed to increase sensitivity, making orgasms more intense.
It is made from a fast-acting menthol formula that is designed to increase sensitivity and arousal.

Why choose the Onmi Orgasm Gel?

The Onmi Orgasm Gel comes in an easy to use pump bottle. It has been formulated from a variety of ingredients that are designed to help increase sensitivity and arousal. By increasing the sensitivity of your clitoris, the Onmi Orgasm Gel can help you have stronger and more intense orgasms.
The Onmi Orgasm Gel has a fast-acting formula that should start working within 10 minutes.
The skin-tingling menthol formula is designed to increase blood flow to the vulva, making it more sensitive.

What makes the Onmi Orgasm Gel so good?

The Onmi Orgasm Gel has a fast-acting menthol formula that increases blood flow to the area, this causes the sensitivity of the area to increase naturally.

How much should I use?

We recommend starting off with 1 or 2 drops of this orgasm gel, especially if it is the first time you are using it. If you would like to increase your sensitivity even further, then you should apply even more of the gel to the area.

How long does the Onmi Orgasm Gel last?

The results of the orgasm gel depend on a variety of personal factors, including your own sensitivity levels and also how much of the product you use.
Directions for use: Apply gel to the clitoris, apply more if needed. Before use, apply a small amount to your forearm. If an allergic reaction occurs, discontinue use. Keep out of the reach of children. Store in a cool dry place.

Onmi Orgasm Gel 50ml N11409

Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Alcohol Denat, Carbomer, Polysorbate 20, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Peg-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Menthyl Pca, Disodium Edta, Menthol, Ci 19140, Ci 17200, Aminomethyl Propanol

Product features:

• Helps increase sensitivity
• Menthol formula
• Fast-acting

#5 Loving Joy 10 Function Clitoral Suction Vibrator

Last but not least, this little pocket rocket is the only thing we want sucking this Christmas.

Loving Joy 10 Function Clitoral Suction Vibrator N11506

Surrender to intense clitoral stimulation and let the waves of pleasure take you over with the Loving Joy Clitoral Suction Vibrator. Small, discreet, and perfect for travelling, this suction toy comes with 10 powerful settings for you to explore. Designed to fit in your palm perfectly, this vibrator mimics the sensations of oral sex so you can get the intensity, direction, and relentlessness that you were always looking for. Powered by two AAA batteries and operated with a single push button, simply hold the power button for 3 seconds. This Loving Joy vibrator is easy to use, making it an ideal starter vibe for beginners. Get ahead and get head whenever you want it with the Loving Joy Clitoral Suction Vibrator.

Product features:

• Suction vibrator
• Pinpoint stimulation
• Airwave pressure technology
• 10 functions
• Made from ABS
• Requires 2 x AA batteries